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function selectLine(num) {

switch(num) {
 	 case 1:
 document.write("Uh-uh-uh. I know what you&#039;re thinking: &#039;did he fire six shots or only five&#039;? Now, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kinda lost track myself. But seeing as how this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you&#039;ve got to ask yourself one question: &#039;do I feel lucky&#039;? Well, do you -- punk?");
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 	 case 2:
 document.write("Reader, suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. -Mark Twain, quoted in The Book of Insults, by Nancy McPhee");
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 	 case 3:
 document.write("Soon Hillary Clinton&#039;s memoirs will be released in a 570-page book. Early reports say that in the book her personality shines through so well that by the end of the book you&#039;ll want to sleep with an intern. - Craig Kilborn on the Late Late Show");
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 	 case 4:
 document.write("A Penny Saved Is A Congressional Oversight.");
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 	 case 5:
 document.write("A Sandwich is a Snack; a Manwich is a Meal - Jeff Dahmer");
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 	 case 6:
 document.write("When you want to kill a snake, you just kill it, you don&#039;t form a committee. - Armund Hammer");
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 	 case 7:
 document.write("A fate worse than death: To be married alive.");
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 	 case 8:
 document.write("A mind is a terrible thing to taste.");
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 	 case 9:
 document.write("A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.");
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 	 case 10:
 document.write("Ah, no you didn&#039;t, you came here for an <em>argument</em>.");
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 	 case 11:
 document.write("Elvis is alive. I know because he sat next to me on the space ship. It was me, Elvis and Bigfoot. They abducted us, probed us, and had sex with us.");
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 	 case 12:
 document.write("Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.");
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 	 case 13:
 document.write("Girl Scout Cookies... Are they made from <em>real</em> Girl Scouts?");
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 	 case 14:
 document.write("Patches? We don&#039;t need no steenking Patches!");
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 	 case 15:
 document.write("Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA!");
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 	 case 16:
 document.write("Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...");
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 	 case 17:
 document.write("Behind every successful man is his butt.");
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 	 case 18:
 document.write("Software: Bug free, cheap, or on time. Pick one.");
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 	 case 19:
 document.write("Burn a flag = free speech. Burn some leaves = misdemeanor.");
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 	 case 20:
 document.write("Obama.sys corrupt, recommend optimizing politics.");
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 	 case 21:
 document.write("Obama: like Carter, but without the peanuts, or the integrity.");
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 	 case 22:
 document.write("One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one&#039;s work is actually important.");
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 	 case 23:
 document.write("Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.");
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 	 case 24:
 document.write("C&#039;mon President Obama, tell us the story about the middle class tax cut again.");
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 	 case 25:
 document.write("California: The place where the mudslides put out the brush fires started by the earthquakes.");
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 	 case 26:
 document.write("Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min).");
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 	 case 27:
 document.write("Celebrate Hannibal Day. Eat Jodi Foster.");
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 	 case 28:
 document.write("Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.");
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 	 case 29:
 document.write("Jeff Dahmer sings: &#039;My bologna has first name...&#039;");
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 	 case 30:
 document.write("Darmok and Jhilad at Tanagra.");
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 	 case 31:
 document.write("Dinner Special, Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $1.95.");
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 	 case 32:
 document.write("Do I smoke after sex? I dunno, I never looked.");
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 	 case 33:
 document.write("Do you know Murphy&#039;s cousin, Cole?");
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 	 case 34:
 document.write("Don&#039;t be sexist. Babes hate that.");
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 	 case 35:
 document.write("Don&#039;t hate me because I&#039;m beautiful. Hate me because I&#039;m a genius.");
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 	 case 36:
 document.write("Never rub another man&#039;s rhubarb.");
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 	 case 37:
 document.write("Don&#039;t you hate it when your boogers freeze?");
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 	 case 38:
 document.write("Easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971694...");
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 	 case 39:
 document.write("English word for Sushi? BAIT");
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 	 case 40:
 document.write("I&#039;m all for Gun Control, the ability to hit what you aim at.");
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 	 case 41:
 document.write("Give Stove Top instead of candy this Halloween... kids love it!");
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 	 case 42:
 document.write("God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a country.");
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 	 case 43:
 document.write("How do you make a cat drink? First, put it in the blender...");
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 	 case 44:
 document.write("I do enjoy children... when cooked properly - W. C. Fields.");
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 	 case 45:
 document.write("I ate a dozen oysters but only nine worked.");
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 	 case 46:
 document.write("I believe in L. Ron Mother Hubbard.");
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 	 case 47:
 document.write("I don&#039;t like sex on the telly. I keep falling off.");
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 	 case 48:
 document.write("I love Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Savior.");
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 	 case 49:
 document.write("I haven&#039;t had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up!");
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 	 case 50:
 document.write("I is knot dain bramaged!!!");
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 	 case 51:
 document.write("I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?");
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 	 case 52:
 document.write("I just tested out my pit bull. Ever heard a mime scream?");
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 	 case 53:
 document.write("I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.");
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 	 case 54:
 document.write("I need hard data. --Yar");
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 	 case 55:
 document.write("I still miss my ex, but with this laser sight...");
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 	 case 56:
 document.write("I will not fear. Fear is the mind killer.");
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 	 case 57:
 document.write("I&#039;d go on welfare, but I&#039;m not used to living that high on the hog.");
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 	 case 58:
 document.write("I&#039;ll have one brain on drugs with bacon and toast.");
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 	 case 59:
 document.write("I&#039;m not a Republican, I&#039;m an Anti-Democrat!");
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 	 case 60:
 document.write("I&#039;m not a bigot, I hate everyone.");
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 	 case 61:
 document.write("I&#039;m not a crook, I&#039;m Ethically Challenged.");
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 	 case 62:
 document.write("I&#039;m typing this in only a bra and a towel. Really.");
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 	 case 63:
 document.write("If Ensign Ro was assimilated, she&#039;d be a Bajoran Borg.");
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 	 case 64:
 document.write("That government is best which governs least - Thoreau");
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 	 case 65:
 document.write("If at first you don&#039;t suck seeds -- fry, fry a hen.");
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 	 case 66:
 document.write("The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. - Benny Hill");
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 	 case 67:
 document.write("If a tree fell on a florist, would he make sound?");
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 	 case 68:
 document.write("Innuendo: Italian for &#039;suppository&#039;.");
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 	 case 69:
 document.write("Invest in negotiable blondes....");
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 	 case 70:
 document.write("Isn&#039;t shrimp on a Barbie a bit kinky?");
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 	 case 71:
 document.write("Just exactly how much &#039;Whiz&#039; is in Cheese Whiz?");
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 	 case 72:
 document.write("KENNEDY COMPOUND-KEEP OUT-TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!");
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 	 case 73:
 document.write("On my bumper sticker : Keep honking, I&#039;m reloading.");
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 	 case 74:
 document.write("Seen on the back of a biker&#039;s vest - - If you can read this, my wife fell off...");
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 	 case 75:
 document.write("Hey! you! Get out of the gene pool!");
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 	 case 76:
 document.write("Fight Crime: Shoot Back!");
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 	 case 77:
 document.write("Some people go through their entire lives wondering whether they have made a difference. The U.S. Marines do not have that problem. -- Ronald Reagan");
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 	 case 78:
 document.write("Forget the bull .. Ride the Cowboy.");
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 	 case 79:
 document.write("Never raise your hands to your kids...it leaves your groin unprotected.");
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 	 case 80:
 document.write("Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.");
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 	 case 81:
 document.write("If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hutt??");
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 	 case 82:
 document.write("Impotence: Nature&#039;s way of saying No hard feelings");
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 	 case 83:
 document.write("Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.");
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 	 case 84:
 document.write("Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl.");
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 	 case 85:
 document.write("Ax me about Ebonics");
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 	 case 86:
 document.write("Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel");
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 	 case 87:
 document.write("CAT: The other white meat");
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 	 case 88:
 document.write("Honk if you&#039;ve never seen an Uzi fired from a car window");
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 	 case 89:
 document.write("If you can&#039;t dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets");
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 	 case 90:
 document.write("Money Isn&#039;t Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch");
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 	 case 91:
 document.write("WARNING! Driver carries only $20.00 in ammunition");
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 	 case 92:
 document.write("Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.");
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 	 case 93:
 document.write("Cooking lesson #23: Don&#039;t fry bacon in the nude.");
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 	 case 94:
 document.write("I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not Screaming in terror like his passengers.");
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 	 case 95:
 document.write("The Kennedy&#039;s Cab and Catering Company, For the party and ride of a lifetime.");
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 	 case 96:
 document.write("Kill A Klingon For Christ.");
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 	 case 97:
 document.write("Kill the extremists.");
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 	 case 98:
 document.write("Laddie, d&#039;ye think ye might like to rephrase that?");
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 	 case 99:
 document.write("Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.");
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 	 case 100:
 document.write("President Barak Obama has named Democrat Marion Barry as Drug Czar.");
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 	 case 101:
 document.write("Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy...");
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 	 case 102:
 document.write("Mickey Mouse wears an Al Gore watch.");
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 	 case 103:
 document.write("What do you call a monkey in a blender? Rhesus Pieces.");
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 	 case 104:
 document.write("Na + H2O = Spot Remover");
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 	 case 105:
 document.write("Neurotoxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling.");
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 	 case 106:
 document.write("Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.");
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 	 case 107:
 document.write("Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - Heinlein");
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 	 case 108:
 document.write("On a quiet night you can hear a Volkswagen rust.");
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 	 case 109:
 document.write("Paper clips are the larval stage of wire hangers!");
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 	 case 110:
 document.write("Please return stewardess to original upright position.");
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 	 case 111:
 document.write("Roe vs. Wade: Two ways to cross the Potomac.");
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 	 case 112:
 document.write("Raise your IQ-----Eat Mensans.");
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 	 case 113:
 document.write("Clinton: The Joe Isuzu of Presidents.");
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 	 case 114:
 document.write("Rosie O&#39;Donnell is the ANTI-CHRIST!!!");
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 	 case 115:
 document.write("Save Arkansas&#039;s economy...Eat canned Possum!");
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 	 case 116:
 document.write("Save the baby seals - they make good left-overs.");
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 	 case 117:
 document.write("Save the dying Adverb, QUICK!");
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 	 case 118:
 document.write("Sheep don&#039;t fly as much as Plummet.");
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 	 case 119:
 document.write("Spock: I&#039;m too sexy for my ears, too sexy for my ears...");
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 	 case 120:
 document.write("Success is just a matter of luck. Ask any failure...");
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 	 case 121:
 document.write("Support the flag - burn a protester.");
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 	 case 122:
 document.write("Ted Kennedy&#039;s car has killed more people than Dick Cheney's guns.");
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 	 case 123:
 document.write("Teen-age Mutant Ninja Haggis!!");
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 	 case 124:
 document.write("Tell a child he got one right, not 99 wrong.");
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 	 case 125:
 document.write("The Majority of People have an I.Q. below 101. In a democracy, majority rules.");
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 	 case 126:
 document.write("The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny.");
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 	 case 127:
 document.write("The man who dies with the most toys is dead.");
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 	 case 128:
 document.write("The path to hell is paved with government subsidies.");
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 	 case 129:
 document.write("The tuna doesn&#039;t taste the same without the dolphin.");
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 	 case 130:
 document.write("There are lies, damn lies, and environmentalists.");
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 	 case 131:
 document.write("Thicken up runny yogurt by stirring in a lump of lard.");
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 	 case 132:
 document.write("If toilet is baroque, wiggle Handel.");
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 	 case 133:
 document.write("This message is from Australia - so it&#039;s umop apisdn.");
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 	 case 134:
 document.write("Those who can&#039;t do, teach. Those who can&#039;t teach, govern.");
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 	 case 135:
 document.write("To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady.");
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 	 case 136:
 document.write("Truck Pulls: for people who don&#039;t understand WWE.");
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 	 case 137:
 document.write("Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes. - Gomez Addams");
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 	 case 138:
 document.write("What has four legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull.");
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 	 case 139:
 document.write("Why do Kennedy&#039;s cry after sex? Mace.");
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 	 case 140:
 document.write("Women come with instructions, my wife gives me hers all the time.");
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 	 case 141:
 document.write("Women fake orgasm, men fake foreplay.");
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 	 case 142:
 document.write("Cows do not belong in dairy farmers&#039; pens. They belong out in the wilderness, where they may run free with the wolves and bears");
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 	 case 143:
 document.write("Democracy itself is not good. A majority of fools will not all of a sudden attain wisdom because they are a majority. The majority is often wrong on most matters. We need protection from majorities as much as we need it from powerful minorities. The Bill of Rights protected us from an overbearing government. The amendments mainly strengthened a limited government. We need an amendment protecting the income of individuals from the avarice of an out of control government.");
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 	 case 144:
 document.write("The great trouble with religion - <em>any</em> religion - is that a religionist, having accepted certain propositions by faith, cannot thereafter judge those propositions by evidence. One may bask at the warm fire of faith or choose to live in the bleak uncertainty of reason - but one cannot have both. Hartley M. Baldwin (a character of Robert A. Heinlein)");
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 	 case 145:
 document.write("To assume that the taboos of your native culture are &#039;natural&#039; and that you can&#039;t go wrong behaving by the rules your loving parents taught you, is to risk death. Lazarus Long (a character of Robert A. Heinlein)");
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 	 case 146:
 document.write("Because all - and I underline the word all - taxes have a repressive effect on economic activity, that means they are costly to the economy to impose. -Alan Greenspan, Federal Reserve chairman, before the Senate Finance Committee. Quoted in Forbes, April 26, 1993, pp. 28.");
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 	 case 147:
 document.write("I have made this a rather long letter because I haven&#039;t had time to make it shorter. -Blaise Pascal");
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 	 case 148:
 document.write("Talk does not cook rice. -Chinese Proverb");
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 	 case 149:
 document.write("Seen on a bumper sticker: I&#039;ll forgive Jane Fonda when the Jews forgive Hitler.");
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 	 case 150:
 document.write("I like the women&#039;s movement. Especially when I&#039;m looking at it from behind.");
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 	 case 151:
 document.write("This Tag Line Meets Corporate Standards ======================================= Duke Power Company (Charlotte, NC) has issued a memo to supervisors and managers that forbids employees from expressing their religious or political opinions over the company&#039;s Email, voice mail, or fax machines. The company says the memo arises out of problems with people using &#039;tag lines&#039; (short sentences at the end of messages) on the company&#039;s Profs mail system. The company did not forbid tag lines, but issued guidelines for their content. According to the company, few of its 18,000 employees see the rules as a restriction of free speech. (Information Week. August 16, 1993 pg. 60)");
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 	 case 152:
 document.write("Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death. -James F. Byrnes");
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 	 case 153:
 document.write("An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides. -John H. Patterson");
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 	 case 154:
 document.write("Quality is an attitude. And <em>I&#039;ve</em> got an attitude.");
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 	 case 155:
 document.write("The average term length of a member of congress is approaching 15 years, and the average term length of a convicted criminal is less than three. We&#039;ve got that backward. Oliver North, in a speech September 22, 1993");
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 	 case 156:
 document.write("Republicans are against big government except when they&#039;re for it. Democrats are for big government, period.");
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 	 case 157:

 document.write("The average human uses only 10% of their brain. The rest is taken up by the operating system.");
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	case 158:
 document.write("You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.  -- Inigo Montoya");
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 	 case 159:
 document.write("George Bush is a Liberal. Ronald Reagan was a Moderate. M. Craig Weaver is a Conservative.");
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 	 case 160:
 document.write("To me consensus seems to be: The process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values and policies in search of something in which no one believes, but to which no one objects; The process of avoiding the very issues that have to be solved, merely because you cannot get agreement on the way ahead. What great cause would have been fought and won under the banner &#039;I stand for consensus&#039;?<p> - Margaret Thatcher Monash University");
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 	 case 161:
 document.write("An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.");
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 	 case 162:
 document.write("Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA -- ordinary citizens don&#039;t need guns, as their having guns doesn&#039;t serve the State. -- Heinrich Himmler");
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 	 case 163:
 document.write("Jimmy Carter raised taxes and the economy faltered. Bush raised taxes and the economy faltered. Reagan cut taxes and the economy boomed. John Kennedy proposed similar incentives and the economy expanded.<p> So why is Clinton following the Carter-Bush route instead of the Kennedy-Reagan route? Why are so many smart people so oblivious to the experience? -- Malcom Steve Forbes Jr. Forbes, March 15, 1993");
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 	 case 164:
 document.write("You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. -- Abraham Lincoln");
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 	 case 165:
 document.write("No small part of the reason why American school children fall so far behind their contemporaries in other countries in international comparisons of educational achievement is that Japanese and other youngsters are studying math, science and other solid subjects while our children are being brainwashed with the latest ideological fashions - whether about homosexuality, environmentalism, multiculturalism, or a thousand other non-academic distractions. -- Thomas Sowell");
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document.write("There are lies, damn lies, statistics, and computer models.");
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 	 case 167:
 document.write("They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. Then, why do they want to come here? -- Paul Harvey");
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 	 case 168:
 document.write("Teddy, the Red-Nosed Senator, Had a very shiny car. And if you ever saw it, You were prob&#039;ly near a bar. All of the other senators Wondered how he got his dames; They thought he drank too many, To play in any bedroom games.<p> Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, Teddy, with your nose so red, Won&#039;t you help me guide my sled? Next day, the children found them, Wrapped around a maple tree. Teddy, the Red-Nosed Senator, You&#039;re a drunken S. O. B.!");
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 	 case 169:
 document.write("The words, &#039;penalty,&#039; &#039;restrict&#039; and &#039;violate&#039; appeared more times in President Clinton&#039;s health care reform bill than in his crime bill.<p>-- Malcolm Steve Forbes, Jr.");
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 	 case 170:
 document.write("Nothing good ever comes of violence. -- Martin Luther");
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 	 case 171:
 document.write("Native Americans didn&#039;t have a problem with *illegal* immigration, they had a problem with *legal* immigration. Their laws just weren&#039;t strict enough. Of course now U.S. laws are strict enough, we just don&#039;t enforce them.");
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 	 case 172:
 document.write("No man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson");
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 	 case 173:
 document.write("We&#039;ll set up a committee to discuss and interact. They&#039;ll authorize a study to investigate the facts. Then summarize the data to find out what we have to do. (Get out all the files, we have work to do.)<p> We&#039;ll call in all the experts to hear just what they say. Get their general agreement and consensus today. And then we&#039;ll take a survey to get the public point of view. (With color charts! Projector curves! Graphics too!)<p> And then we&#039;ll stamp and date it, duplicate it, double space and collate it, never fold or mutilate it, that will never do. Then send it to committee for review.<p> Then we&#039;ll circulate a memo to all the staff concerned, discussing all the options and note what we have learned. Then submit the matter for a democratic thorough debate. (It&#039;ll be glorious.)<p> From Babar the Movie.</p>");
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 	 case 174:
 document.write("I am personally opposed to killing abortionists. However, inasmuch as my personal opposition to this practice is rooted in sectarian religious belief....I am unwilling to impose it on others....");
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 	 case 175:
 document.write("Robin Hood was a conservative. He cut taxes, and returned the money to the tax payers.");
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 	 case 176:
 document.write("Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare; conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it. -Rush Limbaugh");
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 	 case 177:
 document.write("The more time I spend with my wife, the more I appreciate work.");
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 	 case 178:
 document.write("It is a very great poverty to decide that a child must die that you may live as you wish. Mother Theresa");
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 	 case 179:
 document.write("What it means is quite interesting, however what I meant is what I meant.");
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 	 case 180:
 document.write("Kissing someone who smokes is like licking an ashtray... I&#039;ll have to remember that the next time I&#039;m lonely.");
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 	 case 181:
 document.write("Aliens<p> When the aliens arrived none of us were ready. We were sitting around the dinner table, mindlessly chattering, when the knock came. Aunt Rose went to the door, swung it open, and was instantly vaporized. Horrified, we watched aunt Rose&#039;s ashes slowly settle to the floor. The door creaked shut. Aliens! Grandma whispered.</p><p> A few moments of silence followed. And then the knock returned. This time Grandma grabbed her shotgun, signaled everyone of her intent, and crept quietly to the door. The kind, eternal light had left her blue eyes. Her jaw was set, and I saw the look of the vengeful she-wolf bent on protecting her cubs.<p> Grandma suddenly flung the door open and I saw her pump two rounds into Harold Schmidt, the grocer up the street. When the smoke cleared, we all stood there -- quietly observing Harold&#039;s twisted, broken body.</p><p> Who would have thought? Grandma&#039;s voice quivered. Old Harold Schmidt -- a stinkin&#039; alien!");
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 	 case 182:
 document.write("The Wrong Number<p> Larry lived alone in his small inner-city apartment. He had no friends and most people ignored him at all costs.<p> Then one day, unexpectedly, the phone rang. And Larry was surprised to find himself talking to God.<p> Is this 555-3178? God asked. No, this is 555-7138. Sorry. And God hung up.");
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 	 case 183:
 document.write("If at first you don&#039;t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.");
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 	 case 184:
 document.write("The Internet: 30 million nerds communicating with people they don&#039;t know about things they don&#039;t understand for reasons they can&#039;t explain. -- Guy Kawasaki in an article written for Forbes Magazine");
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 	 case 185:
 document.write("Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do.<p> - James Harvey Robinson");
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 	 case 186:
 document.write("Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.<p>Thomas Jefferson Quoting 18th Century criminologist Cesare Beccaria in On Crimes and Punishment (1764)");
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 	 case 187:
 document.write("Arms in the hands of individual citizens may be used at individual discretion... in private self-defense.<p> John Adams A defense of the Constitutions of Government of the United States of America (1787-88)");
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 	 case 188:
 document.write("The highlight of the annual Computer Bowl occurred when Bill Gates, who was a judge, posed the following question to the contestants: What contest, held via Usenet, is dedicated to examples of weird, obscure, bizarre, and really bad programming? After a moment of silence, Jean-Louis Gassee (ex-honcho at Apple) hit his buzzer and answered Windows. -- Recounted by Adam C. Engst");
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 	 case 189:
 document.write("In a civilized and cultivated country, wild animals only continue to exist at all when preserved by sportsman.<p> President Theodore Roosevelt, NRA Life Member.");
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 	 case 190:
 document.write("They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin");
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 	 case 191:
 document.write("... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. -- Robert Firth");
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 	 case 192:
 document.write("Take it from me, marriage isn&#039;t a word -- it&#039;s a sentence. - King Vidor");
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 	 case 193:
 document.write("Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the things you have to do, when they ought to be done, whether you like it or not. It is the first lesson that ought to be learned... and it is probably the last lesson [learned] thoroughly. Thomas Henry Huxley Technical Education");
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 	 case 194:
 document.write("It&#039;s not enough to deplore the situation or to blame it on a supposed lack of money. We already spend more on our students than any major industrialized country in the world...we can no longer patch, adjust, tinker, and complain. It is time to act. Lauro F. Cavazos, U.S. Secretary of Education");
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 	 case 195:
 document.write("...we&#039;ve lost something else in many of our schools besides discipline. We&#039;ve lost the value of failure. The first thing some youngsters flunk these days is life itself. That&#039;s because they&#039;ve been passed from one grade to another, and eventually graduated, even though they&#039;ve been failing at every step. The only problem is, nobody&#039;s told them. In attempting to shield these kids from failure, we&#039;ve guaranteed it. Lee Iacocca");
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 	 case 196:
 document.write("An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old woman she will become. A better artist can look at an old woman and see the pretty girl she used to be. A great artist can look at an old woman, portray her exactly as she is...and force the viewer to see the pretty girl she used to be...more than that, he can make anyone...see that this young girl is still alive, prisoned inside her ruined body. He can make you feel the quiet, endless tragedy that there was never a girl born who ever grew older than eighteen in her heart...no matter what the merciless hours have done. Jubal Harshaw, a character of Robert Heinlein");
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 	 case 197:
 document.write("Hiroshima &#039;45<p>Chernobyl &#039;86<p>Windows &#039;7");
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 	 case 198:
 document.write("Legal foundation is a fiction perpetrated by the lawyers. Laws are a crystallization of moral and ethical codes of conduct. They are the derivative and not the source of what is right and wrong.");
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 	 case 199:
 document.write("I place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers to be feared. To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. If we run into such debts, we must be taxed in our meat and drink, in our necessities and our comforts, in our labors and our amusements. If we can prevent the wasting of the labor of the people under the pretext of caring for them, we can be happy. Thomas Jefferson");
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 	 case 200:
 document.write("My friends, this election is about more than who gets what. It is about who we are. It is about what we believe and what we stand for as Americans. There is a religious war going on in this country for the soul of America. It is a cultural war as critical to the kind of nation we shall be as the Cold War itself, for this war is for the soul of America. And in that struggle for the soul of America, Clinton and Clinton are on the other side, and George Bush is on our side ... Hillary believes that 12-year-olds should have the right to sue their parents. And Hillary has compared marriage and the family as institutions to slavery and life on an Indian reservation. Well, speak for yourself, Hillary.<p> Pat Buchanan - Speaking at the 1992 GOP Convention in Houston, in a speech hailed by many conservatives, and criticized as right-wing extremism by liberals.");
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 	 case 201:
 document.write("We all need to understand it is the entitlement state which must be reformed, not just the welfare state. - Collin Powell");
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 	 case 201:
 document.write("Firearms stand next to the Constitution itself. They are the American people&#039;s liberty teeth and keystone under independence.<p> George Washington");
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 	 case 202:
 document.write("The right of citizens to bear arms is just one guarantee against arbitrary government, one more safeguard against the tyranny which now appears remote in America, but which historically has proved to be always possible. --- Senator Hubert H. Humphrey");
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 	 case 203:
 document.write("Our colonial forbears knew more about the ways of taxing than some of their descendants seem to be willing to concede. - Benjamin N. Cordozo");
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 	 case 204:
 document.write("Taxes are the sinews of the state. - Marcus Tullius Cicero");
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 	 case 205:
 document.write("The trouble with being a breadwinner nowadays is that the Government is in for such a slice. - Mary McCoy");
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 	 case 206:
 document.write("Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? - Peg Bracken");
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 	 case 207:
 document.write("Why are the people starving? Because the rulers eat up the money in taxes. - Lao Tzu");
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 	 case 208:
 document.write("In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire");
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 	 case 209:
 document.write("A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul - George Bernard Shaw");
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 	 case 210:
 document.write("The income tax laws do not profess to embody perfect economic theory. - Oliver Wendell Holmes.");
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 	 case 211:
 document.write("Taxation in most communities is a long way off from a logical and coherent theory. - Oliver Wendell Holmes");
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 	 case 212:
 document.write("Might does not make right even in taxation. - Robert H. Jackson");
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 	 case 213:
 document.write("There is no such thing as a good tax. - Winston Churchill");
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 	 case 214:
 document.write("There is no abstract justice in any form of taxation Owen J. Roberts");
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 	 case 215:
 document.write("Taxes grow without rain - Old Jewish Proverb");
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 	 case 216:
 document.write("Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery. - Calvin Coolidge");
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 	 case 217:
 document.write("Capital punishment: The income tax - Jeff Hayes");
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 	 case 218:
 document.write("Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt - Herbert Hoover");
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 	 case 219:
 document.write("A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn&#039;t have to take a civil service examination.    - Ronald Reagan");
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 	 case 220:
 document.write("I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Democrat friends...that if they will stop telling lies about the Republicans, we will stop telling the truth about them.");
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 	 case 221:
 document.write("A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. -- Senator Everett Dirksen (1896-1969)");
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 	 case 222:
 document.write("Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. -- Ronald Reagan");
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 	 case 223:
 document.write("Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. So, it doesn&#039;t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you&#039;d better be ready. -George Allen");
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 	 case 224:
 document.write("Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. -- John F. Kennedy ");
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 	 case 225:
 document.write("I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. -- Albert Einstein");
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 	 case 226:
 document.write("The only reason Bill Gates is still alive is because Ted Kaczynski was never forced to use Microsoft products.");
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 	 case 227:
 document.write("A Non-word: What do you think of functionality? I know it is in the dictionary, but so are a lot of other words that should not be.  There is no such word as functionality, and let&#039;s try to keep it that way. Some dictionaries do list it,  but that&#039;s because some lexicographers feel it&#039;s necessary to list words that people constantly use, even if they&#039;re wrong. The dictionaries in which I found this word note specifically that it&#039;s non-standard.<p> Function is sufficient; functionality is redundant.");
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 	 case 228:
 document.write("I think I be gonna hurl!");
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 	 case 229:
 document.write("On every question of construction (of the Constitution) let us carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or intended against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed. --- Thomas Jefferson, letter to William Johnson, 12 June 1823");
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 	 case 230:
 document.write("America is so racist that we spend hundreds of billions of dollars to slowly torture our poor in a poverty pit managed by hundreds of thousands of bureaucrats. And hundreds of thousands are clamoring to get here to enjoy it too. Imagine that.");
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 	 case 231:
 document.write("By calling attention to a well-regulated militia for the security of the Nation, and the right of each citizen to keep and bear arms, our founding fathers recognized the essentially civilian nature of our economy. Although it is extremely unlikely that the fear of governmental tyranny, which gave rise to the 2nd amendment, will ever be a major danger to our Nation, the amendment still remains an important declaration of our basic military-civilian relationship, in which every citizen must be ready to participate in the defense of his country. For that reason I believe the 2nd Amendment will always be important. -- John F. Kennedy");
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 	 case 232:
 document.write("The right of citizens to bear arms is just one guarantee against arbitrary government, one more safeguard against the tyranny which now appears remote in America, but which historically has proved to be always possible. --- Senator Hubert H. Humphrey");
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 	 case 233:
 document.write("Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children... This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the cloud of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron. -- Eisenhower, 1953");
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 	 case 234:
document.write("I&#039;m not a hunter .... The Second Amendment was enacted to protect the people down here from you guys up there! -- Dr. Suzanna Gratia, whose mother and father were killed in the Luby&#039;s Cafeteria massacre, speaking before the House hearings on an assault weapon ban. [Note: Dr. Gratia had a pistol with her that day, but the (then) Texas law forbade carrying weapons into a restaurant so she left it in the car..]");
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 	 case 235:
 document.write("And remember my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.<p> -- The Wizard (Frank Morgan) The Wizard of Oz (MGM; 1939)");
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 	 case 236:
 document.write("Four basic food groups: Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.");
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 	 case 237:
 document.write("Everyone has priorities - they&#039;re just arranged differently.");
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 	 case 238:
 document.write("...and their T-shirts, &#039;Save the Whales&#039;, &#039;Save the Snails&#039;... and now, we have the egomaniacal nerve to proclaim &#039;Save the Planet&#039;!?! The Earth has been around for billions of years! The Earth has been through ice ages, world-wide fires, world-wide floods, solar-flares, world-wide droughts, asteroid collisions, comet explosions, meteor bombardments, world-wide plagues, world-wide earthquakes, the poles flip-flopping... and now we think a few aluminum cans and plastic bottles are going to hurt it? NO. The Earth is fine. The Earth isn&#039;t going anywhere. WE ARE! ... The Earth will be fine. We, however, ... --- George Carlin on environment and survival.[from memory]");
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 	 case 239:
 document.write("School children in the U.S. are taught that Columbus discovered America. Ultimately they learn that Columbus was preceded by, among others, the Vikings. So why aren&#039;t they taught that the Vikings discovered America? Perhaps it is because when Columbus discovered America, it stayed discovered.");
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 	 case 240:
 document.write("Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard- working, honest Americans. It&#039;s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then we elected them. - Lily Tomlin");
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 	 case 241:
 document.write("A sword never kills anyone; it is a tool in a killer&#039;s hand. --- Lucius Annaeus Seneca 4BCE -65CE");
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 	 case 242:
 document.write("Bill & Hillary are the perfect couple. She likes money for nothing and he likes his chicks for free.<p> - Bill Maher");
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 	 case 243:
 document.write("We trained hard, but it seems that every time we were beginning to form into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.<p> Caius Petronius Arbiter AD 66");
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 	 case 244:
 document.write("Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. TV listing for The Wizard of Oz in the Marin Paper");
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 	 case 245:
 document.write("Mr. Clinton, sir. Americans didn&#039;t trust you with our health care systems, and Americans didn&#039;t trust you with gays in the military, and we don&#039;t trust you with our 21-year-old daughters. We sure, Lord, don&#039;t trust you with our guns.<p> -- CHARLTON HESTON, addressing the National Rifle Association convention before he was elected as president of the gun lobby.");
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 	 case 246:
 document.write("Gun control: The theory that African Americans will be better off when only the Ku Klux Klan has guns.");
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 	 case 247:
 document.write("A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to, against every government on Earth...and what no just government should refuse. Letter to James Madison, Paris, Dec. 20, 1787 Thomas Jefferson <p> When we got organized as a country and we wrote a fairly radical Constitution with a radical Bill of Rights, giving a radical amount of individual freedom to Americans. Bill Clinton, 1994 ");
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 	 case 248:
 document.write("We the people are the rightful masters of Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the Constitution.<p> Abraham Lincoln");
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 	 case 249:
 document.write("We can afford to differ on the currency, the tariff and foreign policy, but we cannot afford to differ on the question of honesty if we expect our republic permanently to endure ... Honesty is not so much a credit as an absolute prerequisite to efficient service to the public. Unless a man is honest, we have no right to keep him in public life; it matters not how brilliant his capacity... The weakling and the coward cannot be saved by honesty alone; but without honesty, the brave and able man is merely a civic wild beast who should be hunted down by every lover of righteousness. No man who is corrupt, no man who condones corruption in others, can possibly do his duty by the community. &#039;Liar&#039; is just as ugly a word as &#039;thief,&#039; because it implies the presence of just as ugly a sin in one case as in the other. If a man lies under oath or procures the lie of another under oath, if he perjures himself or suborns perjury, he is guilty under the statute law. Under the higher law, under the great law of morality and righteousness, he is precisely as guilty if, instead of lying in a court, he lies in a newspaper or on the stump; and in all probability, the evil effects of his conduct are infinitely more widespread and more pernicious. --- Gov. Theodore(Teddy) Roosevelt(NY.R), May 12, 1900");
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 	 case 250:
 document.write("Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -- Donald Knuth");
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 	 case 251:
 document.write("[Toning:] it&#039;s just a buzzword to sell cheap weightlifting to chicks who are too lazy to do the real thing.<!-- -- Julien Gauthier -->");
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case 252:
 document.write("I wonder if Hillary Clinton spits or swallows... we&#039;re talking about chewing tobacco here folks -- they chew tobacco in backwater states like Arkansas ya know.");
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case 253:
document.write("You&#039;re not in business to be liked. Neither am I. We&#039;re here to succeed. If you want a friend, get a dog. I&#039;m not taking any chances, I&#039;ve got two dogs. --- Albert Chainsaw Dunlap, commenting on his breakup of Scott Paper in his book &#039;Mean Business&#039;");
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case 254:
document.write("Animal rights activists are opposed to fur coats, but not to leather jackets... because it&#039;s a lot easier to harass rich old women than motorcycle gangs.");
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case 255:
document.write("Declaration of Independence, 1,300 words. The Bible, 773,000 words. The Tax Code, 7 million and growing. --Steve Forbes");
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case 256:
document.write("Wanna save some money? Don&#039;t spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They&#039;ll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.");
break;
case 257:
document.write("What&#039;s the point of having this superb military you&#039;re always talking about if we can&#039;t use it? -- Secretary of State Madeleine Albright to General Colin Powell");
break;
case 258:
document.write("In a society that is drug-infested, violence-wracked and polluted by chemical greed, no one has ever died from an overdose of pornography.");
break;
case 259:
document.write("Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man&#039;s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams");
break;
case 260:
document.write("Women complain about premenstrual syndrome but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. - Roseanne");
break;
case 261:
document.write("Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal");
break;
case 262:
document.write("If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says, &quot;I&#039;m Cheap!&quot; - Delta Burke");
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case 263:
document.write("According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Jay Leno");
break;
case 264:
document.write("Instead of getting married again, I&#039;m going to find a woman I don&#039;t like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard");
break;
case 265:
document.write("My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen");
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case 266:
document.write("We have women in the military, but they don&#039;t put us in the front lines. They don&#039;t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, &#039;You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.&#039; - Elayne Boosler");
break;
case 267:
document.write("There&#039;s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what&#039;s the problem? - Jay Leno");
break;
case 268:
document.write("The post office says they&#039;re raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they&#039;re going from semi-automatics to Uzis. - Conan O&#039;Brien");
break;
case 269:
document.write("The problem with the designated driver program: It&#039;s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy");
break;
case 270:
document.write("Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn&#039;t go far didn&#039;t see him shoot across the floor. I told him he was grounded. - Tim Allen");
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case 271:
document.write("If you can&#039;t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin");
break;
case 272:
document.write("That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby");
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case 273:
document.write("After making love I said to my girl, &#039;Was it good for you too?&#039; And she said, &#039;I don&#039;t think this was good for anybody.&#039; - Garry Shandling");
break;
case 274:
document.write("The telephone has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. &nbsp; - an 1876 corporate memo from Western Union (a telegraph company.)");
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case 275:
document.write("An island of stability.  &nbsp; - President Jimmy Carter (1979) describing the Shah of Iran. The Shah was overthrown a few months later.");
break;
case 276:
document.write("I share your view that the urgent problem of species extinction and the conservation of biological diversity should be addressed. The first step in saving any plant or animal from extinction is to become aware of and respect the fragile ecosystems that make up our environment. -- a 1996 letter from Vice President Al Gore to a Dallas couple &nbsp; &nbsp; who complained about the elimination of the Texas Eagle. The Texas Eagle was an Amtrak train connecting Dallas to Chicago.");
break;
case 277:
document.write("&#34;Beyond a doubt, all stories about large bodies of Indians being here are the merest bosh.&#34; &nbsp; - General George Armstrong Custer, 1876, a few &nbsp; &nbsp; weeks before being massacred by a large body &nbsp; &nbsp; of Indians at Little Big Horn");
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case 278:
document.write("&#34;Don&#039;t worry about it. It&#039;s nothing.&#34; &nbsp; - U.S. Navy Lt. Tyler, Dec. 7, 1941, upon being informed that radar had just picked a large formation of planes heading for Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.");
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case 279:
document.write("&#34;Coke Brings The Dead Back To Life!&#34; &nbsp; - the &#34;Coke Adds Life!&#34; slogan when it was literally translated &nbsp; &nbsp; on the Coca Cola ads in the Chinese speaking markets.");
break;
case 280:
document.write("&#34;I have come to the frightening conclusion that I am the decisive element. It is my personal approach that creates the climate. It is my daily mood that makes the weather. I possess tremendous power to make a life miserable or joyous. I can be a tool of torture or an instrument of inspiration. I can humiliate or humor, hurt or heal. In all situations, it is my response that decides whether a crisis will be escalated or de-escalated. If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be,--- we help them become what they are capable of becoming.&#34;-- Goethe");
break;
case 281:
document.write("Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.");
break;
case 282:
document.write("Besides ending slavery, Nazism, fascism, and communism... war never solved anything!");
break;
case 283:
document.write("Man does not own land. He does not own anything but the courage and power in his heart.");
break;
	case 284:
document.write("My mother used to say to me, she&#039;d say, &#34;In this world, Elwood, you must be--&#34; (she always called me Elwood) --&#34;In this world, Elwood, you must be oh, so smart... or oh, so pleasant.&#34; Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. -- James Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd in &#34;Harvey&#34;");
break;
	case 285:
document.write("&#34;Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty. This much we pledge-and more.&#34; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-- John F. Kennedy (Inaugural Address Washington, D.C. January 20, 1961)");
break;
	case 286:
document.write("John Kerry: Al Gore without all the flash and sizzle.");
break;
	case 287:
document.write("Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them? ");
break;
	case 288:
document.write("Women like their men to be like coffee -- rich, warm, and able to keep them up all night long.<p> I like my women like my coffee -- ground up and in the freezer.");
break;

	case 289:
document.write("&#34;Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell &#039;em, &#039;Certainly, I can!&#039; Then get busy and find out how to do it.&#34; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president of US (1858-1919)");
break;
	case 290:
 document.write("Did you hear about the new Chinese cookbook, &#039;How to wok your dog&#039;?");
break;
	case 291:
document.write("I measure my success by how many people would attend my funeral if I died tomorrow. I try to make sure that number grows every year. It&#039;s a theoretical number, since I&#039;m very healthy and plan to outlive all of you. But it&#039;s the best measurement I can think of. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-- Scott Adams, from The Dilbert Blog");
break;
	case 292:
document.write("&#34;Communist Party cadres should study the speeches of Hillary Clinton because she offers a very good example of the skills of propaganda.&#34; -Yu Quanyu, director of the Chinese Academy of Social Studies");
break;
	case 293:
document.write("&#34;I am for Socialism, disarmament and ultimately, for the abolishing of the State itself...I seek the social ownership of property, the abolition of the propertied class and sole control of those who produce wealth. Communism is the goal.&#34; -ACLU Founder Roger Baldwin");
break;
	case 294:
document.write("&#34;We&#039;re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.&#34; -Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton");
break;
	case 295:
document.write("&#34;The UN is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!&#34; -Alfred E. Neuman");
break;
	case 296:
document.write("Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - The Hitchhikers&#039; Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)");
break;
	case 297:
document.write("Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws -Plato");
break;
	case 298:
document.write("It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning.");
break;
	case 299:
document.write("One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors - Plato");
break;
	case 300:
document.write("The budget for the National Endowment for the Arts for 2006 was $125.6 million.");
break;
	case 301:
document.write("&#34;A little revolution now and then is a good thing; the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.&#34; -Thomas Jefferson");
break;
	case 302:
document.write("&#34;When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.&#34; -Thomas Jefferson");
break;
	case 303:
document.write("&#34;If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun.&#34; - the Dalai Lama, May 15, 2001.");
break;
	case 304:
document.write("&#34;There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and computer models.&#34; - M. Craig Weaver");
break;
	case 305:
document.write("They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey, 31 August, 1994");
break;
	case 306:
document.write("The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.  - Ronald Reagan");
break;
	case 307:
document.write("You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than with just a gun alone. - Al Capone");
break;
	case 308:
document.write("The books of religion are beautiful works of fiction. These guys were great writers who wrote addendums to suit their fancies and made arbitrary rules. The important thing being that we keep the women in the backseat, that's the main gist of all religions. -Janeane Garofalo");
break;
	case 309:
document.write("Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.");
break;
	case 310:
document.write("&#34;To the People of the world, John Wayne is not just an actor and a very fine actor.  John Wayne is the United States of America.  He is what they believe it to be.  He is what they hope it to be.  And he is what they hope it will always be.&#34;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;       --  Maureen O&#039;Hara");
break;
	case 311:
document.write("&#34;Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.&#34;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;       --  Michael Crichton");
break;
	case 312:
document.write("If First Amendment fails, see Second Amendment.");
break;
	case 313:
document.write("The best index to a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can&#039;t do him any good and (b) how he treats people who can&#039;t fight back.  Abigail Van Buren, Dear Abby");
break;
	case 314:
document.write("The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.  - Margaret Thatcher");
break;
	 case 315:
 document.write("The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. -- Abraham Lincoln");
break;
	case 316:
document.write("Politicians never accuse you of greed for wanting other people's money - only for wanting to keep your own money. -- Joseph Sobran");
break;
	case 317:
document.write("It's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you.");
break;
	case 318:
document.write("Isn&#039;t it a nice thing that the taxpayers of the United States and the U.S. military are doing the work that the rest of the world should be doing? - Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt.");
break;
case 319:
document.write("X");
break;

default:
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break;
}
}

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todayx = new Date();
year2x = new Date("May 4, 2004");
msPerDay = 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000;
 // Number of milliseconds per day
n = Math.floor((todayx.getTime() - (year2x.getTime()))/msPerDay);
n = Math.round(((n/numOfTags) - Math.floor(n/numOfTags)) * numOfTags) + 1;
selectLine(n);

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